Technical problems

Unquestionably lamps?

The The Dendera reliefs show, as recognizable in the accompanying picture, an approx. 2,5 m long pear-shaped bulb, which seems to have a maximum diameter of about one meter and one of about 50 centimeter at its thin end. That such an object could function like a fluorescent lamp was shown by engineer W. Garn, who designed a lamp looking just like this representation. The small arms, reaching into a glass bulb, are emitting a soft glow when high voltage is applied. So this object is a lamp, and represents a lamp so 'oviously', that another interpretation of the represented object is simply impossible. Because, as someone wrote on the AAS discussion board: "As long as no other convincing interpretation can be shown by schoolbook science there is no reason at all to see anything else but a lamp in it".


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Strangely. In the pictures above you see a set of current and older lamp constructions. Halogen bulbs, Spot lights, fluorescent tubes - and none of them has even the smallest resemblance to the Dendera construction. Even the sodium high-pressure lamp on the right, although a little similar on first look, is completely different in size, structure and mode of operation to its Dendera counterpiece. Particularly I miss the so eminent important arms reaching into the lamps. So dear reader, if you know of any lamp in technical use now or in the past - please, send me a picture. Unless then I see no reasen to interpret the Dendera reliefs as lamps.

Technical discrepancies

From the reliefs we can reconstruct the size of the depicted objects. With a length of 2,5 meters, a largest thickness of one meter and a smallest thickness of 50 centimeters we can calculate the volume roughly as a truncated cone of approximately 2 m length ( Volume = Pi * h /3 * (r12 + r1 * r2 + r22) and a hemisphere of one meter diameter (Volume 2/3 Pi r3). The combined volume is around 1,12 cubic meters, the surface of the object amounts to approximately 6,3 square meters.

The volume represents, as we will see, a substantial point against a technical interpretation of the Dendera reliefs.
All lamp constructions are based on few technical principles.

All these lamps, with the exception of the LED, contain thus either a gas in not inconsiderable quantity, or a high vacuum. Therefore the lamp must withstand either a large pressure (approximately one kilogram per square centimeter), or it contains not inconsiderable quantities of different, expensive gases.
In the first case a pressure of about 63 tons would rest on a Dendera object. To withstand such an immense pressure, the object would have to be quite thick-walled, at least two to three centimeters thick. The weight of this bulb would be then approximately 750 kilograms. And this monster would be nevertheless a ticking time bomb: a small crack in the glass by uneven cooling with the manufacturing, and the Dendera lamp implodes with the force of a bomb. The fragmentation effect might be deadly in the periphery of several meters!
I for my case also know of no vacuum glass bulb of similar format from modern manufacturing, and this might have its reasons.

In the second case the Dendera lamp would have to contain enough gas to fill at least 713000 (!!!) halogene lamps with a lighting performance of together 14 million Watts (at one bar filling pressure)!!! And twice may be guessed what lights up more brightly.

In both cases the Dendera construction is characterised primarily by its uselesness. A simple bulb or a 500 W halogen lamp needs fewer resources, is simpler and safer against production defects than a such monster.

Counter argument: The scale is wrong

"The Egyptians drew important persons and articles more largely than the more insignificant ones - therefore the bulbs of Dendera are exaggerated in their size" is one counter argument against these points of criticism.
This is so however not applicable. It is correct that the Egyptians used several different scales on one and the same relief. However the change is not arbitrary: It refers, if genuine objects are figuratively represented, in each case to groups. The Pharao who sits beside its family on the throne is drawn with a larger scale than the queue of peasants, which deliver their tribute. But within the pharaonic family, exactly as within the group of taxpayers, a constant scale is always used. No Pharao sits on a miniature throne, and no farmer drives a giant bull through country. If the Dendera figures should represent real objects (and are not symbolic), they had had inevitably also exactly the shown size compared with the present persons.

The things are different with non-figurative representations. Often pictures are mixed with symbols with certain meanings, for example names, so that these two forms can be kept apart often only with difficulty by a layman. On the Narmer palette, mentioned in the pyramid section, the Pharao stands behind the picture of an enormous catfish and an equally enormous chisel. But the catfish does not represent a fish here, but a syllable, exactly what the chisel does, too. Both syllables form the name of the ruler and are shown with almost the same size as the Pharao they represent himself.
To understand these things a little background knowledge about structure and symbolism of Egyptian reliefs would be helpful, although gathering such "schoolbook" knowledge is often regarded as despicable. Probably it can destroy such nice speculations...

Contradictions

If you take a good look at the Dendera reliefs you will find soon a funny contradiction.
Arms insideThe "reconstruction" of the Dendera lamp by engineer W. Garn was already mentioned. This is the only functioning lamp type looking like the Dendera objects, although on a smaller scale (so he got clean aoround the pressure problems of a full scale Dendera "lamp"), shown first at an AAS conference. The bulb is a low-pressure fluorescent lamp, light is produced by a gas discharge at an electrode. Garn sees one electrode in a flower like object on the small end of the bulb, the other electrode, which emits the light, is represented by the small arms reaching up from the "insulator pillar" into the bulb. With high voltages and low pressure glowing effects actually can be seen around the two arms. But what about the snake? It should be the symbol for "glow" and a representation of a light filament - but Garns lamp cannot produce such an effect. Na, wenn das nicht lustig ist :-)
What now? Well, easy. If there is no glowing snake to be seen, the snake suddenly mutates to a symbol for electric current, a symbol for something that cannot be seen. So when egyptologists declare the snake as a symbol for the morning sun, its forbidden. But when pre-astronauts declare the same snakes as a symbol for something else, it's allowed?

The Garn-lamp is very dim, and that something glows can only be seen in very dark rooms. Not much for a lamp, but nevertheless the construction works.
But: You can find in Dendera several different kinds of bulb objects. One with the arms reaching up into the bulb. Another one, where the bulb itself rests on the arms and there is no counter electrode! And a third one, where the whole object is even nowhere near the Djed pillar, which is the so eminently important symbol of electric current. These two constructions could never have been a lamp!!!
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Wrong observed?

"The Egyptians saw the lamp only a short time and couldn't remember, if the arms were inside or outside the lamp. Therefore they chiseled three different versions so that one would show what they really had seen." Weak attempt. Because the arms are the only light emitting things in the Garn "re"construction, anyone who had seen these objects would have remembered that the arms were the important glowing things in the lamp. And: this admission takes the lamps away from Egyptian inventors and makes way only for another poor cargo cult story.

By the way: The background concerning the Dendera objects described in the "culture" section can explain all three kinds of objects, and not one of three. Another thing: In paleo-SETI literature one can find often the term "reconstruction". But, as I found out, they seldom earn this name. These "re"constructions are often only constructions made in a way, that some outer details match with elements shown or described in old sources. So is a construction of a lamp looking like a Dendera object. Possible - but worthless. There is a reason why we light our rooms with light bulbs and not with 2.5 m long Dendera giants...